Diet Coke and a Side of Fries
| Industry | Science |
|---|---|
| Occupation | indeed |
| Location | Los Angeles, Californ-i-a, United States |
| Introduction | Orange, fizzy, and high in calories. |
| Interests | spandex, socks, food, mustard, turn signals, diet pills, gasoline, commas, stars (of the stellar variety), songs, ebay, books, jokes, men (of the crazy variety). and nothing else. that is it. |
| Favorite music | Yes please. |
| Favorite books | Only good ones. |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
On Saturdays, every other Thursday, and an occasional Tuesday. Never on a Sunday. That would be bad luck.