Kuhnology
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| Gender | Male |
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| Location | Washington, DC, United States |
| Introduction | Things I like but shouldn't: Oprah, US Weekly, the smell of gasoline, insulting my dog's promiscuity, eating movie tickets, writing on my hand, awkward silences, cleaning the lint out of the dryer, using articles of clothing as a substitute for Kleenex, burnt toast, chewing on Silly Putty, seeing how long I can gargle Listerine, randomly honking and waving at people as I drive by, paging myself over the grocery store intercom, messing up little kids' hair, pointing at poinsettias, drinking mild sauce packets while in line at Taco Bell, going to bed before 9pm, testing the "durability" of items such as cellphones and iPods, TiVo-ing the lottery numbers so I have a "second chance" to win... Things I don't like but should: cartoons/non-CGI-based animation (to include The Simpsons and Family Guy), cereal, dessert, ornate place settings, multi-colored sticky notes, the popcorn button on the microwave, the word "benevolent," deodorant, being first in line, double-sided tape, people who know how to crochet, swimming, sunglasses, a window seat on an airplane, Yahtzee, eating outside... |
| Interests | Aluminum Foil, Peeing In The Morning, Cleaning The Lint Out Of The Dryer, Calling My Dog A Whore, Drinking 32oz Of Coffee Once Every 3-Months Then Getting All Kinds Of Jazzed |
| Favorite Movies | The Usual Suspects, Old School, Spaceballs, The Austin Powers Trilogy, Last of the Mohicans, Ali G Indahouse, Tombstone, Boondock Saints, The Departed. |
| Favorite Music | Dave Matthews Band, Sublime, Method Man, Led Zepplin, The Beatles, James Taylor, Paul Simon, Xavier Rudd, Red Hot Chili Peppers. Honorable Mention: Steppenwolf, Kanye West, Pearl Jam, Tenacious D, Billy Joel, Creedence Clearwater Revival. Wish I wouldn't listen to: Will Smith, Ace of Base, Real McCoy. Just Plain Shitty: 50 Cent, Ja Rule, Macy Gray, Nickleback, 3 Doors Down, Yanni, John Tesh, Fantasia |
| Favorite Books | In Cold Blood; Life of Pi; Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs; A Civil Action; Motherless Brooklyn; The New York Trilogy; Clifford The Big Red Dog series; Choose Your Own Adventure series; The Hardy Boys series. |
If Neil Patrick Harris moved to Maryland, I think they should rename a city after him. That way, there'd be a "Doogie Howser, MD."