Sarah Eliza
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
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| Location | Greenville, Maine, United States |
| Introduction | So you know how everyone gets lazy when it comes to thinking? Well, I hired a mouse to do all mine for me. His name is Doug and he's been injected with a human form of breast cancer. The rodent keeps trying to convert me to catholisism. But what's really funny si that even though he's in charge of my thinking, I'm still not Catholic. So I think he might be defective. That would explain a lot of my thoughts, now that I think about it. This topic may deserve more research. |
| Interests | satire; outside-ness; humor; current events (but only for the satire, i promise); expanding my library; finding a life; honey chamomile tea; the suckage of marrow |
| Favorite movies | The Usual Suspects, American Beauty, LA Confidential, Bull Durham, Dave, The Princess Bride, Dead Poets Society, Wonderboys |
| Favorite music | classic rock, then oldies, then country. |
| Favorite books | Cider House Rules, America The Book, Lies and the Lying Liars that Tell Them, Farenehit 451, East of Eden, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Summerland, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Sick Puppy, Catch-22, The Fountainhead, Midnight In The Garden of Good and Evil, A Wrinkle In Time |
If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?
My good friend Larry. Why? Doesn't everybody? Hey, how do you get the job where write these random questions?