Grant
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | Phoenix, AZ, United States |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | Basically, if you want a description of me, just listen to the "most interesting man in the world" commercials. In fact, you should probably list reading my blog on your resume. #ImAwesome If I'm upset... check the baseball news. My emotional state depends on baseball. #BaseballisMyGirlfriend Either that, or my pops is being incredibly obnoxious about Fantasy Football (which occurs quite often). My life revolves around the six B's: baseball, birds, booze, books, beards, and boobs. What else do you need?! I also thoroughly enjoy ranting-- ergo, this blog. A friend created this blog for me in the hopes that my nonstop ramblings would be used up on this page instead of pounding through her ears all day long. (ha! like that'll happen. tough titties for you.) It's not my fault that I rant. The world is full of stupid people who do everything all wrong. (If you don't believe me, read something about the NBA lately... Bunch of buffoons) #PointlessHashTags The world would be a much better place if, before doing anything, people asked themselves, "What Would Grant Do?" |
| Interests | baseball, birds, booze, books, beards, boobs |
| Favorite movies | Bull Durham |
| Favorite music | Hittin' The Bottle Again- John Lee Hooker |
| Favorite books | "The fact that I even know who the Kardashians are because the world is saturated with their images is enough to send me into an epic Grant Rant. Not to (overly) belittle several of my dearest friends who I know are concerned with the day to day trivialities of irrelevant strangers' lives, but read a book or something one time. Go for a hike, go drinking at bar with friends, sit alone in your room pondering the meaning of life. For goodness' sake, do anything other than contribute to the Kardashians' assault on our cognitive abilities. I just want to watch Sportscenter or an NBA game without hearing who sold their soul to the devil/banged/married/divored a bunch of mercenaries who contribute nothing of value to the world. The whole thing doesn't make me mad as much as it makes me sad. So very sad." -myself... now go read a book one time |