Darcy

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Gender Female
Location Sydney, Australia
Introduction I have abominable grammar and atrocious spelling but the voices in my head won't stop talking so this is where I set them free...

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear aunt, thank you for the thoughtful birthday present. I am still constantly surprised by the number of items I never thought I would need that prove themselves indispensable as soon as they are within my reach. I’ll treasure my new rooster shaped MSD for all eternity, or at least until the next mountain of egg shaped pancakes come along and the contents is all used up. Yours lovingly, Darcy