Useless Major
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Occupation | English Major |
| Location | Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States |
| Introduction | I go to college in Philadelphia. I'm an English major and Philosophy minor. When these powers combine, I am Useless Major. |
| Interests | acting, writing, reading, playing music, other...stuff? |
| Favorite movies | labyrinth, the warriors, the godfather, citizen kane, fargo, barton fink, anything disney, the list goes ever, ever on... |
| Favorite music | the beatles, disney, broadway, the rolling stones, david bowie, the kinks, WXPN, and a metric ass-load of other stuff... |
| Favorite books | 1984, the thursday next novels, the chronicles of narnia, the lord of the rings, anything vonnegut, the MLA handbook, dracula, frankenstein, and others... |
When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?
By selling CRACK. To your MOM.