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About me

Gender	Male
Location	Belmont, North Carolina, United States
Introduction	is a writer, editor, hack literary critic, and once upon a time a pizza guy. For more info click the "About" tab above.
Favorite books	Some Things Are Better Left Unplugged, Dr. Identity, Vacation, Squid Pulp Blues, Machoponi, Extinction Journals, War Slut

What spells can you cast with magic markers?

Many. Mostly office-supply related of course, but I am moving into advanced furniture levitation soon.