eddii karueger

About me

Gender Male
Location Shell City, Bikini Bottom, Philippines
Introduction I’m eddii karueger, the son of a rich Egyptian pharaoh named Neil and legendary singer-actress Cher. I was born in New Delhi but raised in a small nipa hut in Niagara Falls. I’m half human, half cupcake. I’m a most wanted spy, multi-platinum rockstar and laundryman all at the same time. I believe in the mantra “happy thoughts, happy world.” And oh, I have super duper powers- I can fly, I can be invisible and I can kick your butt hard especially if you’re an ass. My mission is to save the Earth one cotton-candy-sarcasm-filled blog at a time. If I can’t do that, well I want to at least make you smile and/or laugh. If you think I’m crazy, that’s fine. I think you’re cool, you read down to this part. ;D Well, there’s really just one thing you need to know about me: I’m eddii karueger, your beautiful nightmare.
Favorite Movies 500 Days of Summer, Stranger than Fiction, Shakespeare in Love, Sweet Home Alabama, Notting Hill, Monsters Inc., The Holiday, Crash, Love Me if You Dare, Spiderman 2, The Simpsons Movie, The Hangover 1 & 2, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Superbad!
Favorite Music Sara Bareilles, Lily Allen, Mariah Carey, Maroon 5, Jason Mraz, BRUNO MARS, Beyonce, India Arie, Christina Aguilera, The Script, Jessie J, Lady Gaga, James Morrison, Corinne Bailey Rae, Panic at the Disco, Cee Lo Green, Chris Daughtry