Inexplicable DeVice

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Location North Norfolk, United Kingdom
Introduction We are a witch. I say 'We are' because there are four of us in this one body. Although, technically, only two of us are proper witches: myself, Inexplicable Device, and my SubConscious. The other two are witches by proxy: The Host (who shall remain nameless due to the nature of his work) who supplies his body for interaction in the physical world, and his SubConscious - a stubborn and contrary piece of work if ever I shared a body with one. Together, we are a formidable foe with various collectable accessories (all sold separately. Contents and colour may vary. Not suitable for children under the age of 3. No, 5. Actually, make that 8. Oh sod it, 16. And that's my final offer). Now bugger off - I'm busy!
Favorite Movies Stardust, Transformers, Donnie Darko, Clueless, Kinky Boots, Parenthood, Bladerunner, Millenium, Flight of the Navigator, 12 Monkeys, Alien, Aliens, The Witches of Eastwick, Gattaca, X-Men 2, X-Men: First Class, X-Men: Days of Future Past, The Butterfly Effect, Priscilla: Queen of the Desert, Down With Love, The Abyss, Brokeback Mountain, Dude! Where's My Car?, Tron, Watership Down, The Fifth Element, Muriel's Wedding, Thor, Avengers Assemble, The Incredibles, The Iron Giant, Ant-Man, The Wedding Banquet, Jeffrey, Beautiful Thing, Fatal Attraction, Star Trek III: The Search For Spock, Triangle, Monsters, Space Station 76
Favorite Music Erasure, Goldfrapp, Air, Abba, Kylie, Royksopp, Scissor Sisters, Girls Aloud, The Divine Comedy, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Shakespeares Sister, Steps, Syntax, Miami Horror, Perfume Genius
Favorite Books The Woman Who Died A Lot, The Never Ending Sacrifice, Brinkmanship, The Time Traveller's Wife, The Lives of Dax, Smoke and Mirrors, The Fury, Carrie, Good Omens, Prime Directive, Calvin & Hobbes, Deep Space Nine: Avatar (I & II), The Lost Era: Well of Souls, Department of Temporal Investigations: Watching the Clock

What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?

Hiding? Why would I hide in my own house?