Baz

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Internet
Occupation Web Writer
Location Scotland, United Kingdom
Interests Monkey tickling, dwarf tossing (not in a mucky way), sexual intercourse
Favorite Movies Star Wars, The Big Lebowski, The Goonies, Ghostbusters, Gremlins, Shaun of the Dead
Favorite Music REM, Elvis, U2, The Beatles
Favorite Books Anything by Christopher Brookmyre, The Pleasure of my Company by Steve Martin

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Why the HELL would I want to escape??