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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Accounting |
| Location | Seattle, WA, United States |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Auntie: Thank you for the syrup dispenser. There's no better way to get your morning off to a good start than having a rooster sh*t on your pancakes.