issuational

About me

Gender Female
Industry Communications or Media
Occupation Satirical Observationist
Location Melbourne, Australia
Introduction I wish I had more of an exciting description for who I was and what I'm about, but for right now I'm a little confused about how to sum myself up in 1200 characters...
Interests organising and instigating chaos, coming up with mildly amusing answers to generic questions, talking politics, world affairs, asking too many questions, profiling people for the sake of art, collecting trackies, using sarcasm wherever possible, writing, reading, rugby, and all kinds of other generic interests people have.
Favorite Movies I'm always swayed by a good Aussie movie, The Castle, The Rage in Placid Lake, Crackerjack, then there's those classic 80's movies, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Royal Tennenbaums, But I'm A Cheerleader, Eternal Sunshine For A Spotless Mind, Crash, Empire Records, But I can't imagine anyone being that interested in my responses, Feel free to contact me and ask for a full listing.
Favorite Music Ben Lee, Hunters and Collectors, Jess McAvoy, Dashboard Confessional, The Postal Service, Snow Patrol, The Grates, We Are Scientists, The Strokes, Ben Folds, The Panics, The Shins, Klaxons, Ben Kweller, and a wide variety of Aussie and non Aussie musicians.
Favorite Books To Kill A Mockingbird, The Outsiders, A Curious Incident of a Dog In the Night time, I'm A Stranger Here Myself, Drive Thru America, High Fidelity

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

I object to this question it suggests that we should reward perfectionism... eat an apple like they did before technology take a bite and chew...