birdandbuffalo
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Location | Bouvet Island |
| Introduction | Thrown off a speeding cabbage truck on Route 66 as a baby, The Buffalo survived by clinging to the rear bumper of a Corvette Stingray until it stopped for pecan logs at Stuckey's. He eventually went as mad as a Hatter, then became as crazy as a shithouse rat. Fearing that every day might be his last he has rogered his way through many a hot minx (so far avoiding paternity suits) and now spends his time writing romantic comedies at trendy bookstore coffee shops where he secretly ogles leggy girls in short skirts. The Bird was sat in the car park of Heston Services off the M4 and scratched his right tit. The Wonderbra dug into his flesh. How convincing as a cross-dressing whore was he? How was he going to explain it all to his mum afterwards when it made the BBC Ten O’Clock News? The things a writer has to do to earn an honest crust. |
| Interests | DISCLAIMER: “Tails of Bird & Buffalo” is a satiric website that presents fictitious characters that are used solely for purposes of entertainment. Any reference to real persons or institutions of any kind is done only with the intent of parody and is NOT to be taken seriously. Any perceived seriousness is merely a coincidence and is NOT intentional. References to real products or trade identification of any kind, including companies or characters who are trademarked is done without authorization from said companies or characters, solely for the purpose of parody, and is not meant to imply endorsement by said parties; nor is it meant to suggest any type of association with said parties. Our sole purpose is to present a humorous perspective on the human condition. |