Ben
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| Gender | Male |
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| Location | Southampton, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | I'm like most people I guess, in that I am trying to find the meaning of life and my place in the world. Sometimes I am convinced I know what it is, while at other times I am sure it doesn't even matter. I'll figure it out one day, and if not then I'll have a lot of fun trying. |
| Interests | Things that make interesting noises, the difference between hilarious and offensive, bacon sandwiches, pretentious list making, orange juice without the pulpy bits, reading and writing, promoting inane thoughts to undeserved heights, ignoring those strange noises in the night |
Compose the lyrics to a new national anthem that features an animal sound at least once:
Verse 1: We all live here, So we are making up a song, To sing at important sporting occasions, Or to play when we need people to stand up. Verse 2: We, the great people of *insert country name here*, Are most definitely better than anyone else, We can prove it, Our mum told us so. *The rest of the three verses are simply made up of duck calls*