Mabel & Petrie
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Non-Profit |
| Occupation | House Cat |
| Location | Toronto, Ontario, Canada |
| Introduction | We are two five-year-old tabbys (brother and sister). Mabel is a spotted grey tabby and Petrie appears to be the product of someone's uneutered bengal raping an unsuspecting stray. We were rescued from street life when we were just babies. Our Mom was on a garbage diet and our Dad was a rapist. Our Mom lives on a farm now. No one knows where Dad is, probably sowing his wild oats in an alley off Oakwood and St. Clair. Mabel had a twin sister (since adopted), and Petrie was the runt. We had one other sister (also adopted) but we can't remember her and we don't care. |
| Interests | sleeping/licking/getting tweaked out for no obvious reason/Mabel/destruction of objects/killing living things that are smaller than me and eating them/vampires/cuddling/reading/not eating/trying to kill myself/typing/pretending to be someone else named Kim |
| Favorite music | Elton John's Greatest Hits. Diamond Rings. We fucking hate Madonna. |
| Favorite books | Something we can really "sink our teeth into" Ha ha. Recently ate the last two pages of World Made by Hand. Not bad. |
You forgot your mom's birthday! What can you make out of super glue and olive pits?
Dinner.