Gender	Female
Location	State of Confusion, United States
Introduction	I'm a jill of all trades, mistress of disguise, supermom with a peter pan complex
Interests	cooking, reading, writing, music, my kids, being bossy.
Favorite movies	Near Dark, Fight Club, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Wanted, The Incredible Hulk, Iron Man, The Dark Knight, Secret Life of Bees, Can't Hardly Wait, Titus, Interview with a Vampire, Castaway, The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai, The Breakfast Club, Twilight, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, A Knight's Tale, Sin City, Dogma, Mallrats, Snatch, Muppets Take Manhattan, The Convent, Alice in Wonderland, Office Space, Serenity, A Clockwork Orange, Cruel Intentions, The Usual Suspects, SuperTroopers, Labirynth, Empire Records, 28 Days Later, Elf, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Almost Famous, City of Lost Children, Coming to America, Airplane!, EVERY Mel Brooke's Movie and probably a bunch i'm forgetting
Favorite music	Blue October, The Clash, David Bowie, Genesis, Peter Gabriel, Franz Ferdinand, Bauhaus, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Dead Milkmen, KMFDM, Pete Yorn, Airborne Toxic Event, Tool, Nine Inch Nails, Johnny Cash, Babes in Toyland, Tori Amos, My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, Echo and the Bunnymen, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Sisters of Mercy, The Smiths, The Cure, The Cult, Green Day, Judas Priest, Black Flag, Fear, Henry Rollins, Morrissey, A Perfect Circle, POE, Led Zepplin, The Strokes, Prodigy, Tricky, Live, Joy Division, New Order, ABBA (yes ABBA), Psychotica, Miss Guy and the Toilet Boys, Metallica, Motorhead, Concrete Blonde, Johnette Neopalitano, Alanis Morisette, Muse, Roxy Music, Tears for Fears, Iggy Pop, Rush, Madness, Fishbone, Madonna, Eric Clapton, U2, The Cars, Powerman 5000, White Zombie, Lords of Acid, Korn, System of a Down, Ekova, Dead Can Dance, Lo Fidelity All Stars, Crystal Method, Barry White, Prince, Rolling Stones, The Who, Mindless Self Indulgence, Alice in Chains, Faith No More, 10 Years, Cake, Blondie, Gorillaz, Depeche Mode, Dave Matthews Band, Godhead, INXS, The Killers, Jane's Addiction, Sophia Ramos, Pendulum, Cage the Elephant
Favorite books	Anything Christopher Moore EVER wrote, Where the Wild Things Are, The Anita Blake Series, the Twilight Saga, Secret Life of Bees, Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister, The Green Mile, House of Leaves,The Louis Kincaid Series, Frankenstein, Through the Looking Glass, Great Expectations, Little Women, Secret Garden, Queen of the Damned, Cry to Heave, There's alot more

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

i will tie the slinky around the goat and use it as a counter weight duh.