Kristin
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Professional Killer |
| Location | Austin, TX, United States |
| Introduction | I am an enigma, wrapped in a puzzle, sunk into a mystery |
| Interests | alcohol, altoids, animals, art, arthritis, bars, being poor, bing crosby, biology, black, blankets, books, bottled water, boys socks, bugs, candy, caramel, cartoons, cats, cd's, cheese, chinese food, cigarettes, clothing, clubs, color, comics, concerts, cooking, crayolas, dave chappelle, detroit, deviation, dogs, education, elves, enemies, escalators, eyes, family, fatigue, faygo, flowers, fruit leather, fucking, funny things, garden state, goldfish crackers, grass, gummy worms, guns, gypsies, hair, hair dye, henry rollins, history, home, homies, honey, humanistic psychology, humor, ice cream, icewater, indiana jones, indie, insects, insomnia, intoxication, iron chef, joe schmo, john cusack, jokes, jude law, juice, kerouac, king clovis, kissing, knives, lambchop, license plates, literature, loserdom, love, makeup, malta, medical oddities, missouri, movies, mst3k, museums, music, nature, nerds, news, nyquil, one inch punch, outdoors, ovaltine, pain, pasta, photography, physiology, piercings, plants, politics, porn, pretty pictures, psychology, punk music, rabbits, reading, reality shows, relationships, risk, rivers, Roma, rural america, salvador dali, sexuality, shaft, shoes, silver jewelry, sleeping, smoking marijuana, steve mcqueen, strange pictures, strawberry jam, tea, the country, the food network, the ghetto, the human body, the pistons, the wizard of oz, tmnt, trees, tv, underwear, urban areas, video games, vonnegut, willy wonka, work, world, writing, writing utensils, medical marijuana |
| Favorite movies | Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Wizard of OZ, Hackers, Grosse Pointe Blank, Cool Hand Luke, Garden State, Love with the Proper Stranger, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Towering Inferno, The Verdict, Zoolander, Old School, Stranger than Fiction, Talladega Nights, Borat, Anchorman, Doctor Zhivago, Ed Wood, Wedding Crashers, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Polish Wedding, This World, Then the Fireworks, Say Anything, Better Off Dead, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Fat Man and Little Boy, Three Seasons, Last Life in the Universe, High Fidelity, Saw, Saw II, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Sting, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, American Beauty, 40 year old virgin, The Ballad of Jack and Rose, My Left Foot, Gangs of New York, City of God, Eve's Bayou, Donnie Darko, The Godfather, The Hudsucker Proxy, Magnolia, Napoleon Dynamite, Punch-Drunk Love, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Kill Bill II, Indiana Jones (all), Reservoir Dogs, Scarface, Sin City, True Romance, 28 Days Later, Batman, Benny and Joon, The Big Lebowski, Bullitt, Braveheart, Buffalo '66, Edward Scissorhands, Election, Empire Records, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, A River Runs Through It, Freeway, Four Rooms, Manny and Lo, Pirates of the Caribbean, Gilbert Grape, Oceans 11, |
| Favorite music | AFTERPARTY! |
| Favorite books | any book. I love them all. |
If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?
well, definitely not all white...maybe something bright and decadent like purple.