Gender	Male
Introduction	This is my blog. It's gonna blow your freaking mind (no refunds)! Ladies and gentlemen, click on an ad, please! I could use that 35 cent check.
Interests	Not talking about myself.
Favorite movies	A Night at the Opera, The Monkees: Head, The Blues Brothers, The Big Lebowski, Yojimbo, This Is Spinal Tap, Groundhog Day, The Maltese Falcon, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Strange Brew, Apocalypse Now
Favorite music	Doom, Latin Be-Bop, Romantic-era Classicial.
Favorite books	Saki, Oscar Wilde, GK Chesterton, Gogol, James Thurber, Lester Bangs, Mark Twain

You've broken up with your old band and are about to release your first solo album. Please write the liner notes:

And to my fellow comrades from The Electric Sandwich: I thought you guys were dead. Really. I would have searched the remains of the bus if it hadn't blown up into a ginourmous fireball. No hard feelings?