Big Nine 7
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Nauczycielem |
| Location | Nowhere, United States |
| Introduction | bigNine7 is more Nine than 7. bigNine7 does not transubstantiate. Nor does he appear in moldy butter. bigNine7 can be found in your grocer's freezer as a product called "I can't believe it's not bigNine7!" |