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About me

Gender Female
Industry Arts
Occupation Screenwriter
Location Nowhere, Australia
Introduction Storyteller, right-brain fiend, inquisitor of reality and disgusting optimist.
Interests My name is Ingrid Elkner and I'm a screenwriting student. I love many things, and the few of those that are legal are: Cartoons, music, making retarded puppets out of any inanimate object I get my paws on, reading fiction & non-fiction, learning my brains off, and plotting for a philanthropic future. Want to read some other stuff I've written?
Favorite Movies Adaptation, Paris Texas, Secretary, The Wall, Same Time Next Year, Labyrinth, documentaries that turn my brain inside out. Why is there no section for fave TV shows? Boardwalk Empire, Silicon Valley, Mr. Robot, Deadwood, Nurse Jackie, SVU, Game of Thrones, Daily Show, Colbert, 6 Feet Under, South Park, Louie.
Favorite Music Jeff Buckley, Elliott Smith, Eagles of Death Metal, QOTSA, Mr Bungle, Marrion Harris, Secret Chiefs 3, VAST, Chicago soundtrack, Cat Stevens, Billy Joel, Them Crooked Vultures, Fantomas, '60s and muuuuch muuuuch more.
Favorite Books The first Dexter novel. Experiments in Terror series by Karina Halle. Apache: Girl Warrior (Tanya Landman). Tanith (Sheryl Jordan). The White Darkness (Geraldine McCoughren). Wicca series (Cate Tiernan). Mysterius: The Unfathomable (graphic novel) by Jeff Parker and Tom Fowler. P.L.A.I.N. Janes (graphic novel) Cecil.

If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one's there to hear it, you keep your fucking mouth shut when the tree cops come askin'. You didn't see nothin'.