Greg Beck
My blogs
- Death's Door presents the Cat Stories
- Death's Door presents "how to fuckin fry chicken"
- Death's Door presents the ghost stories
- Death’s Door presents the adventures of Cousin Erm
- Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table
- Death's Door presents 100 things about me
- Death’s Door presents the Stripper Chronicles
- Death's Door presents the Bar Years
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Government |
| Occupation | standing right behind you |
| Location | first bar stool to the left, make mine a Beam & coke please!, United States |
| Links | Wishlist |
| Introduction | I was a bar bouncer for 20 yrs, and ran a liquor store and a rock music store back in the day. I’ve had the pleasure of eating breakfast with Muddy Water’s to being rousted by Henny Youngman’s bodyguards. I’ve been stabbed & shot at, and for shit & grins I’m an ordained minister. For the last 14 year’s I’ve been gainfully employed by the MAN. My friends tell me that I’m a very blunt and honest person and if I had to describe my biggest weakness, it’ll have to be my mile wide moral streak. My closest friend is a bonified hot chick 17 years my junior, and I love her to bits. I dig loud music, crunchy guitars, and a drummer with a groove. I miss big hair, spandex, strippers, crackin off a needle early in the morning and driving downhill with no brakes. And I thank God every day that I’m not dead yet? |
| Interests | floaters, bazongas, puppies, bronskis, hoohas, cha-chas, knockers, woman, writing, music, bars, movies, the TV |
| Favorite Movies | Kung-fu movies, Princes Bride, Big trouble, the Secretary, The big red one, porn, science fiction, Gristle, welcome to Collinwood, the bear, Western’s, damn most anything considered “escapist”. |
| Favorite Music | metal, ska, punk, rock, blues, r&b, anything loud and crunchy. |
| Favorite Books | everything by Robert Howard, Louis Lamour, Robert Adams, the Gor series, fantasy fiction, any old school Science fiction |
Aren't papier mache cuts the worst?
I don't know about "papier", but "paper" cuts hurt like a muthafucker.