My blogs

Blogs I follow

Gender	Male
Location	United States
Introduction	I'd like to kiss you, but you're foaming at the mouth.
Favorite books	Many, many, many. Too many to list. Be sure to look up Joey Comeau and Milan Kundera; they are two of my favorite authors and biggest influences. I have a soft spot for Joseph Heller, Hunter S. Thompson, and Kurt Vonnegut. Also, the webcomics 'A Lesson Is Learned, But The Damage Is Irreversible' and 'A Softer World'.

You forgot your mom's birthday! What can you make out of super glue and olive pits?

A retarded mess. I think she'll love it.