M.C. Dumps
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Government |
| Occupation | Rugdumper |
| Location | Pahrump, U.S.S.R. |
| Introduction | I bathe in bacon grease every morning. |
| Interests | The three Bs: Betting. Booze. Bears. |
| Favorite movies | The Humpback of Nasty Dames |
| Favorite music | Celine Dion (because i hate myself) |
| Favorite books | Hairy Squatter |