dmbmeg
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | lady of leisure |
| Location | Minnesota, United States |
| Introduction | 30-something. Never funny. Occasionally offensive. Huge fan of violence on reality shows. Once ate a house plant cause her sister told her it tasted like chocolate milk. That’s about all you need to know. And no, I don't think I look like Tom Cruise. |
| Interests | anything that can be changed into a drinking game. |
| Favorite Movies | boogie nights is the most underrated movie of our time. yeah, you heard me. |
| Favorite Music | Nobody works a mullet like Steve Perry |
| Favorite Books | Harold and the Purple Crayon |
If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?
who said anything about "if"?