Momma Imp

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About me

Gender Female
Occupation Homemaker
Location Tennessee, United States
Introduction I am SAHM of two kids whom I love very much (most of the time). I have a wonderful husband who does try his best to keep me sane and happy. Overall I enjoy my life it just happens to get a bit crazy at times
Interests MIKE, Nathaniel, my cats and other animals hiking, backpacking, camping, bugging Mike, collecting smoky mountain trolls, DND, RPG's, reading, cross sitch, scaring mike and most of my friends, Renaissance Festival, Wawa ( I wish we had them in TN), lots of other stuff
Favorite Movies Ever After, LOTR, Much Ado About Nothing, Harry Potter Movies, Boondock Saints, 13th Warrior, Stargate, Moll Flanders, Most Disney Movies, Interview with a vampire, Quen of the Damned, Sense and Sensibility, Pride and Prejudice. Pirates of the Caribbean, The Mask of Zorro, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, plus lots of others
Favorite Music Cake, Live, Rammstein, Rob Zombie, Enya, Loreena McKennitt, Uriah Heep, Tatu, Celine Dion, Sarah McLachlan, Alanis Morissette, Hendrix, Savage Garden (so basically everything minus most rap)
Favorite Books Catherine Asaro novels, Christine Feehan novels, Anne Rice novels, Anne McCaffrey novels, Sasha Lord novels, Stobie Piel novels, Terry Goodkind stuff, NEW Author Elizabeth Vaughan, Harry Potter series, Anything Fanstasy, slight sci-fi, and romance is my kind of book, now mind you that is tasteful romance, it has to have a plot and a strong willed female character, not one that is just going to let the stupid old man do everything. :)

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

I would just pull my lute out of my bag of holding and begin to use my bardic music skills and cast fascinate and then cast suggestion, and tell the whatever's I am up against to give me all their arrows and other various goodies and then leave the area. Cause what you and they don't know is that that I am a level 9 Bard, level 3 Fighter (I know I'm a dork)