Herbert Heckles
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Grumpy Old Man |
| Location | "Broken Britain" |
| Introduction | I'm just an average chap with a happy go lucky personality |
| Interests | Trying to stay alive,SOME of my interests include complaining about:-, the Government,noisey kids,anti-social behaviour,the dropping of chewing gum/litter,lack of respect from the youth of today,dirty buses,junk mail,hoodies,binge drinking, muffin tops,X-Factor,people who cut pigs in half and call it 'art',shell suits, MP's, tabloid brainwashing, 4x4 drivers,taxi drivers,people who talk in a fake Jamaican patois,chavs,Maggie Thatcher,Katie Price,the school run brigade,the Daily Mail,the internet,women drivers,people who blog,people who walk around with a mobile phone stuck to their ear pretending to be talking to someone,people who take up too much space,open mouthed eaters,Tories,the EU,poor customer service,Ikea,yoghurt pots that are un-openable,hairy backs,foriegn call centres,Gloria Gaynor,people who buy a house and always expect to make a profit when selling up,pretencious snobs, caravan owners,people with no will-power,whingers,bad language,''Broken Britain'',hype,fox hunting toffs,globalisation,anyone who wears aquascutem,i-pods,Harriet Harman,bling'd up footballers,cushy prisons,Labour spin,bootlace ties,that annoying bloke from Ryan Air,ginger people,bogus WMD's,onions and garlic,coffee house dwellers,sudoku,Kerry Katona exclusives,pen pushers,rogue traders,free newspapers full of adverts,people who have tattoo's just above the crack of their arse,sales reps,Leona Lewis,any film by Jennifer Lopez,OK Magazine,traffic jams,stupid stickers saying ''baby on board'',Coventry,anyone who rushed out to by a new left-hand drive Beetle thinking they were being clever,increased TV licence fee,celebrities complaining,men who wear pink shirts,sleazy blokes who work on fairground rides,old men with pony tails,mini kievs,students,kappa-slappas,north-south divide,muffled tanoy systems, |
| Favorite movies | Xanadu,Romy And Michelles High School Reunion,Flash Gordon,Goodfellas,Hot Shots,On The Buses, |
| Favorite music | Dean Friedman,Styx,Chicago,England Dan and John Ford Coley,Queen,80's pop,70's disco,Paloma Faith,Gloria Estefan,George Michael,Kraftwerk,Blondie,Alizee,'Old Skool' hip-hop trip-hop and chip-shop,The Script,Lady Ga Ga,Nerina Pallot,Julie London, |
| Favorite books | How to win friends and influence people. Do-it-Yourself brain surgery. |
You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?
Forget the shoes. If i only had a wooly jumper to wear i'd be more concerned about covering my meat & two veg... unless it was a warm night !!