The Dyslexic Pimp
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Communications or Media |
| Occupation | Text Slave |
| Location | Singapore, The Central Part, Afghanistan |
| Links | Wishlist |
| Introduction | Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V. |
| Interests | Drawing, reading about anything, writing, playing games, Magic the Gathering, radio, visiting museums and art galleries. |
| Favorite movies | Spiderman 1 & 2, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Aliens Quadrilogy, Batman Begins, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory et al |
| Favorite music | Anything by David Tao, Maroon 5, Eagles, Bee Gees, Michael Buble, Lisa Ono, Diana Krall, Billy Joel, Phil Collins...too many... |
| Favorite books | Da Vinci's Code, The Bible, Tuesdays With Morrie, The Belgariad series, The Sandman comics, Sophie's World, The Christmas Solitaire, The Silmarillion et al |

