The Chings
| Occupation | Keeping the wolves from the door. |
|---|---|
| Location | Phoenix, Arizona, United States |
| Introduction | Just waiting to die. |
| Interests | Getting my kids out of the house. |
| Favorite Movies | Porn. Anything by the Duke. Shawn of the dead. |
| Favorite Music | Regge. Blues. |
| Favorite Books | Anything with pictures. |
Why do you think honeydew is the money melon?
It's the pimp melon - ("Green for the money, Gold for the Honey" - Bishop Don "Magic" Juan, Pimp)