M. J. Layne
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Real Estate |
| Occupation | Sheister |
| Location | Suburban Chicago, Illinois, United States |
| Introduction | Born a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, Mark currently resides in suburban Chicago with several females: two of whom incessantly ask him for money, one with four legs, and another who insists she's his wife. Mark has done little in the eyes of his parents to justify the expense of his college education. Always more interested in his creative pursuits than doing any actual work, Mark continues to devote his few moments of uncommitted time to penning arcane, oft ridiculous novels, screenplays, and other folderol that no one but his pathetic, nearly mad wife has ever read. Thanks to the internet, Mark now has a means by which to foist his accumulation of nonsense upon an unsuspecting world. (Incidentally, Mark intends to donate 30% of all revenue generated by his work to charity, devoting the balance to the construction of a spaceship capable of carrying Mark, his family, and three close friends to the far reaches of Canada.) |
| Interests | Alchemy, divination, animal husbandry, nuclear fission, intergalactic travel. |
| Favorite movies | Raiders of the Lost Ark, Bringing Up Baby, Star Wars, Caddyshack, Stripes, Airplane, Benji, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Animal House, A Very Brady Christmas |
| Favorite music | Mozart, Bach, Tchaikovsky, Beethoven, Rachmaninoff, Metallica, AC/DC, Captain and Tenille, Aerosmith, The Partridge Family, Raffi, Brittany Spears |
| Favorite books | Anything by Ludlum, Clancy, Koontz, Dave Barry, P.J. O'rourke, or William Shatner. |
Why does the color blue mean raspberry-flavored?
The powerful and well organized cherry lobby got dibs on red.