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Why don't you ever wear a scarf? It doesn't need to be cold outside for your neck to feel naked.
I've often pondered this very question. Why don't I ever wear a scarf? I suppose it's because I do not possess the requisite neck to do so. My portliness extends from the very tips of my fat little pinky toes right on up to the roundness of my bowling ball shaped head. And so I'm left to ask...how exactly DOES one wear a scarf when she is, most definitely, sans neck?