SummerPoetOfCancerousLies

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Gender Female
Industry Arts
Occupation Jewelry Maker, Bully, And Consummate Liar. I am also a failure as a seller.
Location Burbank, Illinois, United States
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Introduction I'm a morbidly obese woman with more chins than a Chinese phone book.I never get laid-no man's willing 2 roll me around in flour 2 find the wet spot 2 tell where 2 stick it in.That's why my husband left me-he couldn't tell if he was just wallowing around in a fat wrinkle or not.He left me 4 a thinner, nicer looking woman who's not 2 fat 2 function sexually & who's not such a drunken bitch That's a pic of me & Best Friend who has a lard ass 2.She & I are just like peas & carrots-just like 2 dump trucks full.We're having a slumber party in that pic.I'm the 1 in black. How sad is it that I'm so hateful that I sit around & wonder if people-even my own son-the fat little Pork Chop- wish my throat would rot out & that I'd croak from cancer? It's very sad indeed.So I'm left with just Best Friend 4 camaraderie, & my computer, which I stay on 24/7 taking out my unhappiness & anger at my sad, pathetic, failure of a life on innocent people. At day's end deep in my heart I'm still faced with the sad fact that I'm a failure as a wife,mother, woman,seller of junk jewelry,summerpoet, & poetsummer. Sigh.
Interests Making Crappy Jewelry, Reading Poetry, Gardening, Buying & Drinking Lots Of Wine, S&M Chat Rooms, Bullying & Terrorizing People On The Internet, Racking Up Bad Feedback, Copyright Infringement, Avoiding Phone Calls Of People I Have Ripped Off, Getting Kicked Off Of Selling Sites Like Etsy.
Favorite Movies One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Favorite Music HellBilly Jokers
Favorite Books Wild With A Glue Gun by Kitty Harmon and Christine Stickler

You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?

Oh this one is easy. I would make more of my cheap, over-priced, crappy, copyright infringement jewelry, of course.