Gender	Female
Location	Midwest, United States
Introduction	Oh, hi there. I'm glad you decided to stop by. I once told my husband that I wanted a lot of chaos in our home---the more the better, I said. Well, I sure enough did get that job done, let me just tell ya. In our 20+ years of matrimonial bliss, we've managed to procreate quite a few times and we've had an experience or two along the way: some great, some worse than you can imagine. I'll share a few stories and thoughts with you here, for what they're worth. I'd say about two cents...
Interests	books, movies, music, fitness (in other people), childrearin'
Favorite movies	Shawshank Redemption, Life of Brian, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Parenthood, The Eighth Day, Raising Arizona, Silence of the Lambs, Waiting for Guffman, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy, Parenthood, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Favorite music	Alison Krause, James Taylor, Don Henley, Switchfoot, U2, Third Day, Norah Jones, Bonnie Raitt
Favorite books	Expecting Adam, East of Eden, Ruthless Trust, Traveling Mercies, She's Come Undone, Deep End of the Ocean, Bird by Bird

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

With a goat and a slinky, who needs to escape?