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Introduction powered by caffeine, drugs, lack of sleep, lovesick(ness), inspiration (visual, verbal, audible), and/or whatever else that falls between the cracks. enjoy. NOTE: i'm a human and these are my thoughts, as quirky and irrational as they may seem. if you're looking for something politically and scientifically correct, and/or unbiased, your best bet is to go read a dictionary. thank you.

What did you dream when you ate a spider while sleeping?

My mouth was a doorway to a very wonderful place for that spider. My esophogus.