Kelsey
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Human Being |
| Location | Chicago, Illinois, United States |
| Introduction | My name is Kelsey. I'm from Ohio. I like the number 32. I'm afraid of aquatic creatures. My favorite article of clothing is pajama pants. I'm a vegan. I have metal rods and screws in my spine; I am basically a cyborg. Let's dance. |
| Interests | improv, theatre, reading, writing, watching good movies, watching bad movies, doodling in notebooks, vegan cooking, poorly executed watercolor, well done stand-up, wikipedia, my nephews, and let's just say that if I still had a Skip-It well I would play with that thing just about every damn day. |
| Favorite movies | There are just... |
| Favorite music | too many... |
| Favorite books | to mention. |
The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?
Mix it in a drink with roofies, that way I won't remember drinking it. That's how roofies work, right?...

