Gender	Female
Industry	Education
Occupation	Writer, Academic Advisor
Location	Missouri
Interests	Reading, writing, researching, craft hobbies too numerous to name here
Favorite books	Harry Potter (series)

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Aunt Helen, I appreciated the cock you sent me for my birthday. We all know single ladies of a certain age enjoy playing with a cock first thing in the morning. This totally tops last year's gift of the Walmart bag. Love, MsHellion