E-RANTS AND INSIGHTS
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Slave |
| Introduction | I change. I'm an inconsistent mush of atomic mass that has yet to become recognizable to myself-- and that's standing in front of a mirror. |
| Interests | You don't really care, do you? You just want me to busy myself with ridiculously open-ended questions so you can pick my brain and size me up. HA! NEVER! |
| Favorite movies | Amelie, House of the Flying Daggers, Napoleon Dynamite, Carmen Jones, My Fair Lady, Sleeping Beauty, What the Bleep Do We Know |
| Favorite music | Latin jazz (te amo!), old school anything, hip hop, alternative, r&b, country, rock, vintage madonna & george micheal |
| Favorite books | Vogue, Harper's Bazaar, Elle, Latina, InStyle, Psychology Today, and my UBER FAV: Scientific American Mind |
You laughed so hard you can't catch your breath. Stick out your tongue and show us what's funny:
Farting is only offensive at audible volumes in tight spaces of awful temperatures.