Mary Mayhem
My blogs
Blogs I follow
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Occupation | Mother/Student/Model Citizen/Free Lance Miracle Worker, Artist |
| Location | Denver, CO |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | I am a student of the School of Business at Metro State University. Why? So I can learn to funnel out corporate crime. That's right. Forensic Accounting, Informations Systems, with a Political Science Minor is my poison. Yep. I will be in school forever getting my MS/MBA, and I plan on spending my post collegiate years using said MS/MBA to work and repay the government for said MS/MBA; it's a viscous cycle. I like to read, study, journal, and research everything. I have a 4.0 GPA. I have a very open mind and excellent spatial reasoning skills. I have an abnormally unhealthy, almost incapacitating, fear of snakes. I have a very sick and twisted sense of humor. My hobbies include singing, playing ukulele, stalking Seth MacFarlane and drawing. Doing the right thing has no political affiliation or religious connotations. I have a background in Naval, Joint Military, and NATO Cryptological/Intelligence Operations and Analysis. Fun fact: The Iraq invasion commenced on my 21st birthday! Unicorns, Glitter, and Jellybeans! |
| Interests | grabbing an abortion and a bite to eat with friends before afternoon classes, SAYING things to intentionally piss tea partiers off; after all they believe EVERYTHING they hear, Unicorns, Glitter, Counter Culture, Royal History, Vaudeville, Burlesque, Anthropology, Behavioral Science, Politics, Activism, Fine Arts, Painting, Drawing, Research, Pointless Web searches, Legal Analysis, Constitutional Law, US and UK Common Law, World Travel, South American Drug Cartel Analysis, Central American History. History of the World part II, calling people out on their BS |
| Favorite Movies | Le Pacte des Loups, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Darwin Awards, anything with Joseph Fiennes because I am currently stalking him along with Seth MacFarlane, Dogma, La Vita e Bella, El Laberinto del Fauno, Let the Right One In, Slumdog Millionaire, Gone Baby Gone, Paris J'taime, foreign film, film noir, Mel Brooks, anything with Bruce Campbell, The Corporation, Food Inc., Fahrenheit 9/11, Capitalism: a Love Story, Alice in Wonderland with Sammy Davis Jr. |
| Favorite Music | NPR, Punk Rock OLD SCHOOL none of this new school BS that the kids listen to today (NO EMO), 80's nostalgia, 80's hair metal, punk cabaret, Lady GAGA, Amy Winehouse, Indy, Lady Gaga, Lily Allen, Amy Winehouse, Amanda Palmer...J'taime! Vaudeville, Jazz, Old Soul, Johnny Cash |
| Favorite Books | Bless Me Ultima, Theoretical Physics, Multiverse Theory, String Theory, Quantum Physics, Royal fiction, Tudorian Era Novels, Pillars of the Earth, Illuminatis, Phillippa Gregory Novels, Sookie Stackhouse Novels, Twilight sucks but I read them and now I appreciate real literature, Brave New World, 1984, Alas Babylon, Fahrenheit 451, Non-fiction, Jeff Lindsay's Dexter Books, Political Satire, While Reagan Slept, Erma Bombeck, Lenin, Marx, F U Ayn Rand for giving tons of little tea partiers everywhere reference novels you should have been able to predict the future, Tao of Pooh, Simpsons and Philosophy, Politics, Politics, Politics, Forensics, Forensics, Forensics, Law, Law, Law, Lewis Carol Alice in Wonderland, Through the Looking Glass, The Lady in the Tower, Alice Walker, Michelle Alexander |
Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?
A plastic spork.