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In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?

I think as humans we have a sad propensity to fail to take maximum possible advantage of a situation, good or bad. That is, you are probably too busy thinking about that fact that you're naked and worrying about your love handles to realize that you are in the perfect position to go skinny-dipping. Unless you are skinny, in which case, you're a bitch and probably busy posing . . .