Gender	Male
Occupation	Chef, Author
Location	Redwood Falls, Minnesota, United States
Interests	Cooking, Biking, Mountain Biking, Video Games, Wrestling, Writing
Favorite movies	The Usual Suspects, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Matrix, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Pink Floyd's The Wall, The Shining, Office Space
Favorite music	Flogging Molly, Ballydawse, Pillar, Project 86, Weird Al, K-Max, The Clash, Pink Floyd, Blue Oyster Cult, Rush, Classic Rock, Meat Loaf, Dropkick Murpheys, Bus
Favorite books	The Bible, Lord Of The Rings, Song Of Albion Trilogy, Sherlock Holmes, Beowulf, How Should We Then Live, Edger Allen Poe, Shakespear

When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?

I kept them to further my experiments in cryonics, in the hopes of creating an army of cryogenic supermen