Scott

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Gender Male
Industry Construction
Occupation General Construction
Location Portland, Oregon, United States
Introduction I'm a twice-divorced father of the 5 most amazing boys on the planet. I play guitar & sing, I play board games & RPGs, and I coach partner acrobatics for fun - I used to perform in the circus.
Interests Guitar, singing, gaming, RPGs, my kids, camping, coaching, acrobatics.
Favorite Movies The Fifth Element, the LotR series, The Prestige, a bjillion others.
Favorite Music John Denver, Mike Oldfield, Rush, Bon Jovi, Bloodhound Gang, Tchaikovsky, Keller Williams, ACDC, Simon & Garfunkle, a bjillion others.
Favorite Books Ender's Game, the Wheel of Time, LotR, just about anything by King, Card, Barker or Jordan, and a bjillion others.

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

I can fake being a bard by reciting poetry, singing songs, telling tall tales, and if I'm feeling saucy I can improvise a monologue that slays 'em in the aisles.