Jackie Roiz

My blogs

About me

Gender Female
Occupation Burrito consumer
Location New Jersey, United States
Interests Sudoku, disposable cameras, long car rides, getting mail, using her envelope opener, making smoothies, sitting in hammocks, walking home
Favorite Movies Little Miss Sunshine, Napoleon Dynamite, Life in a Day, The Taking of Pelham-123, The Woodmans
Favorite Music Simon & Garfunkel, The Velvet Underground, Bob Dylan, Danielle Ate the Sandwich
Favorite Books Of Mice and Men, Flowers for Algernon, Franny and Zooey, Equus, The Things They Carried, The Pigman, Room, And Then There Were None

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

It will be made out of all the gum I've swallowed and commemorate the fact that I haven't died from the vast amount of rubber I've ingested