Mike R.

About me

Gender Male
Industry Banking
Location Dallas, Texas, United States
Introduction I love the Red Sox. And being a slacker. As of April 15th I was granted a lot more time to be a slacker. I will perfect this art, dammit.
Interests The Red Sox, my dog, the NE Patriots, my dog, the Texas Longhorns, my dog, and the Dallas Mavericks
Favorite Movies The Big Lebowski, Grandma's Boy, Good Will Hunting
Favorite Music Nickelback, Luan Parle, Pat Green
Favorite Books Anything by F. Scott Fitzgerald. N-E-Thing.

You're in the grocery store with a broken cart. How will you ever be that hungry?

Fucking goddamned broken cart! I really needed you today and you let me down you unspeakable bastard! Okay I didn't really ANSWER the question in the traditional sense, but I did capitalize on the opportunity to use some profanity in my profile. You will get a better sense of who I am now.