The Joe

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Gender Male
Occupation Massage Therapist
Location Springville, Utah, United States
Introduction About me? how can I sum up my awesomeness and randomness and all that in this amount of space? I am a big funny guy, and my family is the most important thing in the world to me. I married the love of my life at the ripe old age of 31 and am now committed to making her laugh and roll her eyes every day.
Favorite Movies Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Fiddler on the Roof, Kill Bill, Inglourious Basterds, Boondock Saints, Avatar, Muppet Treasure Island, the Fifth Element, Dune, Children of Dune, Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, Father Goose, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica. Those last two aren't movies. so what?
Favorite Music Beatles, Simon and Garfunkle, Flogging Molly, Linkin Park, Abba, Queen, AFI, My Chemical Romance
Favorite Books The Lord of the Rings, The Wheel of Time, Ender's Game, Dune, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Dark Tower, Mystborn, Pride and Prejudice, Lorna Doone, The Way of Kings, The Wise Mans Fear

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