crabbychick
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Communications or Media |
| Occupation | Flor tiles designer |
| Location | A small hut, somewhere near, Côte d’Ivoire |
| Introduction | I love sushi, long walks on the beach, reading Danielle Steel novels, and reading the queen of the internet, the goddess who walks among us, the most talented writer since Tolstoy, Dooce!!! |
| Interests | Target shopping, because that's Dooce's favorite store!!! Watching Dooce decorate houses. Listening to her speak for $12,000. Waiting impatiently for the TV show. Gasping at the beautifully photoshopped pictures. Praying that Dooce allows Jon to buy the latest Apple product. |
| Favorite books | Any book written (or edited) by Dooce |
You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
When I take the alien leader to Target for hand soap