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Morozombie.

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Location	Russia
Introduction	Morozombie was the unfortunate result of a collision between a Russian babushka and a yak herder in the exotic locale of Ulan Bator. He spends much of his time drinking vodka, thus provisioning himself with the daily calorie total of 591,158,508 calories needed to maintain his active lifestyle of harnessing the power of Magicke Most Evile (also known by the scientific name of "voodoo") for completely benevolent and innocent purposes. Morozombie's most notable accomplishments in the figure skating world include the Face Stroke and the Purple Velvet Onesie. Illicit love letters can be sent to morozombie@gmail.com.

Location

Russia

Introduction

Morozombie was the unfortunate result of a collision between a Russian babushka and a yak herder in the exotic locale of Ulan Bator. He spends much of his time drinking vodka, thus provisioning himself with the daily calorie total of 591,158,508 calories needed to maintain his active lifestyle of harnessing the power of Magicke Most Evile (also known by the scientific name of "voodoo") for completely benevolent and innocent purposes. Morozombie's most notable accomplishments in the figure skating world include the Face Stroke and the Purple Velvet Onesie. Illicit love letters can be sent to morozombie@gmail.com.