Joel

About me

Gender Male
Occupation Translator/Interpreter
Location Fukuoka, Fukuoka, Japan
Favorite Movies They Live, Being There, Dr. Strangelove, The Jerk, Half Baked, Dazed and Confused, Pi
Favorite Music Ween, The Broken Winds, Wilco, Jack o Fire, Sonny Terry, Modest Mouse, Pernice Brothers, Maceo Parker, Scud Mountain Boys, Pixies, Schadaraparr, Greg Brown, Z Rock Hawaii, Robert Johnson, Hall and Oates, Sufjan Stevens, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Neil Young, Bootsy Collins, P-Funk, Tribe Called Quest, Dead Milkmen, The Roots, Kool Keith, Yanni, Huun-Huur-Tu, Mama Studio, Limited Express (has gone?), Ni Hao, L. Wrong Hubbard, Gwil Owen, Dan Deacon, Coil, Skinny Puppy, Frank Zappa, Brooklyn Funk Essentials, Slave, Guided by Voices, Harmonicats, Nanbanjin, The Rhythm Militia, Soft Cell, DMX Krew, AFX, Autechre, Alice in Chains, G.O.D., Machines of Loving Grace, X Marks the Pedwalk, Kraftwerk, Pigface, Buddha Brand, Kohei Japan, Frank Black, 1000 Homo DJs, Ministry, Fugazi, Spot 1019, Download, The Tear Garden, Legendary Pink Dots, Doubting Thomas, En Esch, Meat Beat Manifesto, 808 State

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

I suppose I could use my +3 cloak of hiding provided I am traveling with a neutral-evil half-elven warrior whose THAC0 is less than 10.