Gender	Female
Industry	Non-Profit
Occupation	Is it not obvious?
Location	Bible Belt, United States
Introduction	I am a mom, wife, ringmaster, taxi driver, maid, art critic, boo boo fixer, dental hygienist, debater, confidant, best friend, homework helper, hair stylist, and the list goes on. Half the time I'm not sure if I'm mad as in angry or mad as in crazy. I'm also a "godless liberal" stuck in the Bible belt. Welcome to my mad, mad world!
Interests	reading, crafting, movies, drinking
Favorite movies	The Family Stone, Coal Miners Daughter, P.S. I Love You, New In Town
Favorite music	Rock, alternative, oldies
Favorite books	Twilight Saga, Vampire Academy Series, all books by Jennifer Weiner, chic-lit

What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?

Chocolate body paint and a frosting bikini....