Pansy Palmetto
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Lazy Legal Secretary |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | I walk my talk...in girlie costumes so the carcass can more readily be recovered. I am hopelessly white. I lived in a 3rd world country during my formative years so I am also a "third culture" person with Spanish deeply buried in my brain. Evidence points to me having Aztec blood sacrifice tendencies despite no actual lineage. Damn pigs keep busting me for that knife I carry in my hair but I have no idea how it got there, Officer. A "German From Russia" who is American by birth, Texan by the Grace of God, and smart enough to be from Texas. "From" being the operative word since my family left there the minute we realized we were free to do so. Laid eyes on hubby 6/16/68 and he has been dying a slow death every day since. Which pleases me no end. But he does have a smile on his face. I have "undiagnosed primary cancer" metastasized to my liver, right kidney and both lungs. I will be glugging down chemo via a chest port on a weekly basis "forever" which started 10/2003. So don't mess with me because it looks like they are going to have to put a stake through my heart to get me to actually die. Now where the FUCK is my RED LIPSTICK?! |
| Interests | RED LIPSTICK to force smoochies on "friends" I make as soon as I can snare them, bicycling, kayaking, reading, knitting, motorcycling, being full of myself |
| Favorite Movies | Everything/Anything with James Garner, When Harry Met Sally (or vice versa--who cares?), mostly lame comedies and not lame documentaries |
| Favorite Music | James Brown, Jimi Hendrix, Jefferson Airplane (yes bozos they originally started out with that as their band name), blues even though they can depress you!, Righteous Brothers, grunge ala Nirvana, Alt Rock (whatever that is) |
| Favorite Books | Omnivorous reader but prefer "real life" things like biographies, history, crimes |