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Gender Female
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Occupation interpreter/translator,(trilingual Italian-Swedish-Norwegian), professional misspellor and word-processor-addict, Shogun of Japanese European Army and real Bon-Jovi-hater
Location Upplands Vasby, Tokyo, Japan
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Introduction part-time interpreter and the real-time Shogun of Japanese European Army, /Hypothetical enemies:Bon Damn Jovi,Guns Plug-The-Ears n Roses, /Allies:Yngwie Malmsteen, Kiss (they allowed us to call ourselves European Army nicknamed after Kiss Army, their fans), White Snake (allied in '07 when David Caverdale sung Stile Of The Night with our emperor-Joey Tempest and swore to become his little brother. The role of Shogun is to admire and guard the emperor! Roman European Army may call him Pope. British European Army may call him Queen.), Slash (want him as an ally for fighting against guns),U-boat 2 (reserve for naval battles), Cheap Trick (just wanna say coz I like them), Sting (just wanna say),The Police (organization under the influence of our Army), Bruce Springsteen (same as Sting), Michael Schenker (Wanna appoint him to Marshal of German European Army coz he is very good at Assault Attack. He must become an excellent Marshal-l with his (flying) V sign! And I'll give him Budokan as his Pentagon for the honour of his performance on One Night At Budokan) I am definitely not a Japanese face-eater, the one who loves good looking persons. Sorry mama for I've become delirious! @_@
Interests deploying European Armies everywhere in the universe, collecting YouTube videos of Europe, watching lots of cellphone-shot videos on which Joey hijacked the stage of White Snake singing with his charisma and faded David Coverdale away, living long until to the final countdown day of earth to check out either Mic or angels sounds trumpet better, mourning at the day of death of Cozy Powell with Ian (fav drummer of Ian and I ), searching for a new record player to play Almost Unplugged LPs, after asked an illegal repairer about old player thrown into the attic and got replied No Parts Found, believing that UFO stands for "Unbelievable Flying-V Overtaker" which express Norum playing Love to Love, pretending to have no interest on Leven for avoiding to be treated as a Face-Eater but cannot keep pretending and put funny comments about his hairstyle and call him Mr. Universe, lol, sometimes missing Kee so much and listen to his solo Flight of Bumble Kee, trying to sing amazingly like Joey at Karaoke and always fail, screaming anger at all karaoke not having mic stands to kick up like Joey, imaging standing in a million crowds at Millennium eve in Stockholm and soon notice it's impossible, coz I'm from a warm country and weak in cold weather, and cry why I was not born in Sweden or Norway !, naming a cat Carrie, having no interest to blog, The reason why I came here is to follow Europe, Coz Joey asked me to follow, But sorry, I can't follow you all over the universe coz JAXA (Japanese NASA) always fails to launch rockets for their wrong way of final counting, Boooom!, Boooom!, Boooom!, Boooom!
Favorite Movies On The Loose, It's obviously a joke, But I enjoyed it., Several fighter pilots of our Army's Air Forces reported, "Joey is a B class actor.", But I don't authorize it as Shogun., Hey, pilots, report only when you find a UFO painted black and white or wings of tomorrow flying high, V, !
Favorite Music Chopin, Beethoven, Tchaikovsky, Europe, Shogo Hamada, the greatest hard rocker in Japan/, classical music lover and hard rock lover/, The greatest composer ever since Chopin:Joey Tempest, !, even though Yngwie said he was the first man who has composed songs ever since Bach./, The greatest song in the universe to the very last day of humankind, (if mankind is not extinguished before the last days of earth when Sun expands tremendously large enough to swallow earth, 2, 000, 000, 000, years after, it's true!, of course Venus was already swallowed into Sun at that time. ), :, The Final Countdown, We're all missing her so from space colony, *tears*, The greatest song ever heard in North America:Cherokee, Anthem of Japanese European Army:Samurai, (sub-anthem is Samurai by Michael Schenker Group, coz I love them very much), National anthem of USA:America by Europe and by Shogo Hamada, National Anthem of Japan:Rising Sun, /, Most dislike music:, Bon Damn Jovi/, The worst song ever since the big ban: "Joey" of Bon Damn Jovi, It's rylics are apparently an insult to Joey Tempest, I cried when I read the lyrics, I had to read them, for accent of English of Jon bonbon Jovi was terrible and I didn't understand most of all words, On the contrary Joey's language is proper English., Go to Stockholm to learn English, Jon BonBon Jovi, !, And Bon Damn Jovi go to a black hole, !, /Next dislike music:Guns Plug-The-Ears n' Roses, (Why are they so noisy?, i'm a huge rock fan and purely wanted to enjoy the music of that famous band, however, even I often listen to terrible voice of AC/DC, but I could not continue to hear that contaminated voice to the end of just one song. Pee!)
Favorite Books Most fav:Random House Cherokee-Italian Dictionary, need to communicate with chiefs and officers of European Army all over the universe, especially in ciphers/, The greatest poet ever since Emily Dickinson, (most popular female poet from America in 19th century):Joey Tempest, /, Most dislike book:, upcoming Bon Damn Jovi's history book titled "When We Were Beautiful", Hey, narcissist Jon, when the hell were you beautiful?, Even if I say with my upmost lip service, u were only CUTE, Boooooooo!!!, (Only Jovi's guitarist was pretty), Oh!, I hear the footsteps of the snipers of Jovi army with furious guns, mad policemen, brave crews of U-boat2, white poisonous snake magicians from India and the AC/DC electrified in high voltage!!!, Gyah, !, (Can you hear I have cried Just like The Beginning of Cherokee?), ..... tsuuu, tsuuu, tsuuu, tsuuuu ....., ..... communications disconnected .....

What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?

Wow! Our army sounds far stronger than our enemies'. Of course love and Venusians are our allies. (How could love be our enemy?) Stealth technology of our air forces is higher level out of this world coz it was provided by UFO crews from Venus. They said they all left Venus and moved to their space colony in '05. ^_~ Never mind strange question up here. It's not me, Blogger shows it.