My blogs

Blogs I follow

Location	Madison, WI, Svalbard & Jan Mayen
Links	Audio Clip
Introduction	I am easy going but hard to stop. Believe in life after death, love after sex and in aftershave after shaving. I think that best friend of women is Photoshop (at least that how it looks from most cheating wife dating sites). I believe that life should be spent in a way that it would be too embarrassing to tell anyone but so good to remember. Also I believe that perfect man doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesn't gamble, doesn't mess around with women, never lies and doesn't exist. There two things that I do on a regular basis: sleep with Angelina Jolie and lie. When I was younger I have fallen from the tree and damaged my logic and reasoning (as you can tell). My favorite foods are crispy cookies. I can move my ears and touch my nose with my tongue. My favorite movies are "Where is my chapstick?!" and Britney Spears's video "Womenizer." My ultimate goal is to get a degree in women studies so I can fully understand crazy feminists and finally find some connection with the opposite sex.
Favorite movies	Where is the cahpstick?
Favorite music	Band called Rainbow song called "Anal Bids"
Favorite books	Yellow pages